"Perhaps Goblins are good for something after all."
—Attributed to General Khurzog

Years of attempts have brought the goblins no closer to growing a sausage tree.

Don't underestimate the aerodynamic qualities of the common goblin.

For once, Squee realized, he wasn't the dumb one.

Their eardrums may have given out, but the rest of them never will.

"Goblins bred underground, their numbers hidden from the enemy until it was too late."
—Sarpadian Empires, vol. IV

Leave no mouth agape, no stomach unfilled.
—Granger Guild maxim

The Ogre philosopher Gnerdel believed the purpose of life was to live as high on the food chain as possible. She refused to eat vegetarians, and preferred to live entirely on creatures that preyed on sentient beings.

Banking steeply, the aven streaked toward the ground—and vanished.

"Soon, Serra will return and choose the Abbot's successor, else we are lost."
—Gulsen, Abbey Matron